A Hard Day's Night

I'm exhausted and have finished no work AGAIN. I was supposed to be in bed around 1am, but I ran into practically everyone and their Auntie Grizeldas online and every one of them was having an issue. I didn't get to bed until 5am. Fine for old Renee, but new Renee gets up at the crack of dawn!
In short,
Y is breaking up with his girlfriend (big surprise).
V has decided he's freaking out to the point of no return.
That "folly" guy from I have no idea where keeps calling me "mumu" and accusing me of not being American.
K has decided to be my buddy again.
So now I'm up waiting for L and chatting with Y. It's been the exact same conversation for literally 7 hours now:
Y: I'm sad. But I know I have to break up with her.
Me: Yeah. But maybe you can talk it out.
Y: I've tried that. She ignores me.
Me: Well, if you aren't happy, you have to do this. Keep in contact though.
Y: Yeah. I'm so sad. But I know I have to break up with her.
Me: Yeah. But maybe you can talk it out.

"He's such a clean old man."-Everyone to each other
"At least I'm clean!"-Old Man's retort.
ETC...