How to Get Rid of a Flame (in 3 Easy Steps)

1) Tell everyone you know you've gotten over said flame. 2) Act as though you've gotten over him/her. If you must be around the former flame, be direct and honest. It will come off as sarcasm and you'll fool him/her as well as the world and yourself. 3) Deny, deny, deny: to yourself, to all you know, to strangers and family members, to your cat, to your dog, to your subconscious, in your dreams (day and night), in your work and in your play. Eventually, you will forget his/her name, face and existence. Really. Try it. You're not trying hard enough!!!