Number One in the Garden

I think it's really weird that as I was driving home from work today I happened to spot, from the road, my male neighbor PEEING into the bushes in our mutual garden. What's even weirder is that after he finished, he ran away quickly--so he too knew it was weird and was trying to hide it. I think it's all doubly weird because since he was just in the garden, he could have easily just walked a few feet into his HOUSE and used his TOILET instead of the weeds in broad daylight. EVERYone from the road and beyond could see him. And finally, what makes this piece of gossip even more delightful is the fact that before this neighbor moved in, my LAST neighbors staged a party and began peeing in a different part of the yard. So I can't win. The plants never grow right at my house: and it's not all the dogs' fault!