Proof that I Need Sleep, Food and Rest

I think I did more over the past 5 days than I have in the past 3 years. Really. It's only a slight embellishment. Today I decided I would rest up finally. But then I noticed that I needed to drop several letters off at the post office. "This won't take long," I thought, so I didn't even take my cell. I just jumped in the car with the letters next to me on the seat and drove off.
A few minutes later, I was outside of the post office. I was going to do a drive-by: just chuck the envelopes into the mailboxes outside.
I drove home, turned the car off, and glanced at the seat next to me. The letters were STILL there! WHAT!? Had I forgotten the whole purpose of my trip!? Apparently.
So I had to drive all the way back, reminding myself constantly of WHY I was in the car in the first place.
STUPID!

While I was driving I was thinking along the lines of Holden from Catcher in the Rye. I once heard about people who get paid to carry a package personally to a foreign place. They simply have to take the package with them on the plane and go. They get to see all sorts of cool exotic places for free, and do hardly any work at all. I decided that that's my type of job. It's exactly what I want to do. I could live for years doing that. If anyone knows of any LEGAL job opening in this field (I don't even know what it's called or if it exists), please let me know ASAP.
Thank you. :-)