Mad-Libs

The Science Fair
According to Principal Samuel, the school science fair this year was "very educational." At the same time, Principal Samuel announced plans to quit the school system and become a engineer. "It sounds like a safer job," the Principal said.
Several delicious projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on Animal Magnetism by Adaobi was canceled before we could plug in her rhino. The project by Chuks on Gravity's Effect on First Graders was canceled when the custodians wouldn't let him borrow a ladder. And the nuclear-powered fire truck built by Salisbury was taken away by the police, who said Etrangere will be back in school "any day now."
Becky won second prize with an experiment that asked, Can dogs Learn Karate? (The answer was yes.) The dogs tossed Principal Samuel over a Nigeria and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office.
Blue Ruin won first prize with her TNT carrots. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, she grew carrots that explode when you drop them. "What a dynamite idea," the Principal joked strangely. So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning carrots got into the salad served to the Principal at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the Vegetable Surprise has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu.