Substitutions for Profanity (provided by Col. Potter)

Horse hockey! Road apples! Great balls of fire! Mule muffins! Busload of bushwah! Hell bells! Crock of beans! Mule fritters! Monkey muffins! Buffalo bagels! Buffalo chips! Hot mustard! Hot sausage! Pigeon pellets! Pony pucks! Beaver biscuits! Cow cookies! Bull cookies! Pig feathers! Jumpin' jompers! Suffern' saddlesoap! Sufferin' sheepdip! ----------------if anyone was offended by any of these terms, I offer my sincerest apologies. ;)