Olympic Woes

Is it me or did the opening ceremonies seem like one of those dreams you wake up from saying: "Is this what it feels like to go insane?"
One annoying result of women in power these days is that they're splitting the time between men and women's versions of the events. Awful! I tried to endure five minutes of women's hockey yesterday--sick. I'm sorry. I love my sex and all but please. Stick to figure staking and equestrian sports.
Yes, I know, I've been called Archie Bunker before. :-P