The Mean and Nasty Toilet

My toilet broke this morning. I got up in a foul mood (long story) and when I flushed the toilet, it just kept running. I searched for the valve most toilets have to turn the water off, but lo! and behold it wasn't there. I called the landlord who said she'd send a handyman out, but...he's still not here and the water, though it's slowed to a trickle, still hasn't stopped. This could get ugly quickly if something doesn't happen soon. Maybe this is why my neighbor had to pee outside the other day. I hope that won't be me in a few hours. Oh, the sweet, sweet and bitter irony. See? That's a thing with me: EVERY time I make fun of a problem someone else has, I go on and get it. *Sigh.*